Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There once was an old farmer who was hauling a load of manure in his truck. Unfortunately, his truck broke down just outside the fence of a mental institution. As the farmer was trying to repair his truck a patient from the mental institution came to the fence and asked the farmer, “Hey, buddy what are you going to do with that manure?” The farmer replied, “I’m going to put it on my strawberries.” The mental patient scratched his head…
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Q: How do you confuse a Blonde? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. Q: How does she confuse you? A: She comes and tells you she’s found one.
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Once a farmer bought a filly horse to bring home and train to race in the horse races. He was unloading the horse from his trailer, when his old stallion got a whiff of the little horse. This caused the stallion to become uncontrollably wild. The stallion wanted to have his way with the filly horse. The farmer knew that this would pose a problem. So he called the vet to see if he might have any sugestions. The vet…
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A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you hiring any help?” she asked. “No,” he said. “We already have all the staff we need.” “Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” she asked.
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I was reading in the paper today and I guess about a week ago this guy was trying to hire somebody to kill his wife. So he called up this Mafia guy named Arty. He asked Arty, “How much it would cost to kill my wife?” “A dollar,” Arty replied. So the guy said, “Every Tuesday my wife goes to Consumers at 6:00 and you can?t miss her cause she?s blonde and she drives a red sports car.” So the…
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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing a single earring. This man knows his co-worker is normally a pretty conservative fellow, and he is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings now.” “Don’t make such a big deal of it. It’s only an earring!” he replies sheepishly. “So? How long have you been wearing one?” “Ever…
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DID YOU EVER HEAR THE EXPRESSION: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING? THIS IS HOW IT ORIGINATED: George Washington was traveling with his troops at Valley Forge. They were cold, hungry and tired. One of the soldiers asks General Washington when they can stop to get some food and rest. Washington tells them he’ll stop at the next house he sees. At the house, he knocks on the door and asks the lady if she can give his men food and…
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Q. Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant to decide the fate of Elian Gonzalez? A. Because last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban, he was almost impeached.
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One day Mr. Purdue comes up with this great idea for the Catholic Church. Immediately he makes plane reservations to go to Rome. When he gets into Rome he makes an appointment to see the Pope. When he sees the Pope he says this: “It is great to meet you, your Eminence, and I have a little proposition for you. See, I was in church the other day and I thought of a great idea. Purdue Chickens is ready to…
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My dad bought my mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked Dad how she was doing with it. “Oh,” said my dad, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.” “How come?” I asked. “Well,” he answered “because with a clarinet she can’t sing . . .”
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