Trip
If a gay couple and a lesbian couple are to take a trip to Asia who would get there first? The lesbian, because they would get there lick-ity split while the gay guy would still be at home packing each others shit.
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Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Th th th Jokes - page 539
A Bad Christmas Gift
My dad has a wonderful knack for buying terrible Christmas gifts. Last year he bought me a Chia Head. Now call me crazy, but I think that Christmas is a very inappropriate time for giving head!
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yo mamma
your mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Millenium Vocabulary
The latest terms to add to your vocabulary in the Y2K office environment: * Seagull Manager – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. * Salmon day – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. * Chainsaw consultant – An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands. * CLM – Career…
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Problem Flow Chart
Problem Flow Chart 1. Does it work? 2. If “Yes” go to 4. 3. If “No” go to 6. 4. Leave it alone. Do not touch it. Go to 5. 5. No problem. 6. Did you touch it? 7. If “Yes” go to 9. 8. If “No” go to 10 9. YOU IDIOT!!! Go to 13. 10. Will you get into trouble? 11. If “Yes” go to 18. 12. If “No” go to 16. 13. Does anyone else know? 14.…
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Lightning
Q: Why do blondes smile during a lightning storm? A: They think that they are getting their picture taken!
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Cold Feet
Jeff had been my best friend since kindergarten, so it was no surprise to me when he asked me to be the best man at his wedding. On the appointed day, as we were getting dressed for the ceremony, Jeff got a rather severe case of “cold feet.” “I can’t go through with it,” he said. “I’m nauseous, my stomach is cramping, and my knees are like spaghetti.” I said, “It’s just PMS.” “PMS?” he asked. “Yeah,” I quipped, “Pre-Marital…
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Nymphomaniac’s Dog
What did the nymphomaniac say to her dog that was licking her face? Down boy.
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Mafia Hit List
The Top 16 Signs You’re on a Mafia Hit List 16. Your waiter wails in anguish as he tosses you the menu from the kitchen. 15. Your plan to skim protection money was brilliant, unlike your informercial telling others how to do likewise. 14. AOL calls to tell you your ID has changed to Sammy The Weasel. 13. Breaks seem squishy, accelerator’s kinda stuck, and there’s a half-eaten cannoli in your ashtray. 12. Three days in a row, you’ve thrown…
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tub or church
What’s the difference between a lady in church, and a lady in the bathtub? A lady in church has hope in her soul, and a lady in the bathtub has soap in her hole.
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