Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The strong, egotistical, young man at the construction site was always bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He seemed to take special delight in making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in this wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t…
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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 to hold the light bulb and 27 to rotate house.
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There was a cowboy riding in a desert, he came across a Indian laying in the desert, naked. He asked the Indian what he was doing. The Indian said, “Me tell time.” The cowboy aked what time it was, the Indian said 4:00. The cowboy said, “You are right.” The cowboy got back on the horse and started riding again. Soon the cowboy came across another Indian doing the same thing. He asked what he was doing. He said, “Me…
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A little old Italian lady needed a cab, she got in, the polish cab driver asked, where to? She said Imma goin” downa town, once she got there she said oha no, Mr. cabba driva, imma notta ganna hava enougha money to paya you, the cab driver said, thats ok lady, i’ll just pull down a dark alley, he did, stopped the cab, pull your panties down lady”, she said oh”, Mr. cabba driva, youa gonna getta gyped, my panties…
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What’s the difference between the first honeymoon and the second honeymoon? The first honeymoon is Niagara, the second honeymoon is Viagra
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Yo mama so blind she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so fat instead of God saying let there be light he said, “Get your fat ass out of the way.” Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challange and chose jif. Yo mama so big you can go bowling with her boogers. Yo mama so fat her buttcheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama so fuckin ugly when she was a…
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“How come you’re late?” asks the boss as John Swiftless comes walking through the door, about a half hour late for his shift at the plant. “It was awful!” John explains. “I was walking down Oak Street, and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that First-Aid course! All…
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Three guys were driving down the highway and got into an head on collision with a semi, all three died. Next thing they knew they were talking to Saint Peter at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter says, “Well, you three have had a pretty tough life, you have passed every test to get into heaven except one, you must walk down this trail without stepping on a duck.” The three guys took off down the trail and not a…
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Q) Why are blonde girls belly buttons bruised? A) Because blonde guys arent that smart either.
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