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Insult To Injury

A young lady and her new born baby was happily sitting in passenger train when suddenly a drunk appeared out of nowhere and looked at the baby and said, “That’s an ugly baby. A very ugly baaby!” Feeling insulted and totally mortified she called the conductor. She told the conductor, “This man has insulted me. I do not want to be here on this train with him. Please stop this train immediately so I can get off!” The conductor said,…

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Chain Reaction

Once, there was a bass swimming in a river. About 6 inches above the water was a fly. The bass said to himself “If that fly would drop six inches, I could get that fly”. On the bank of the river stood a bear. The bear thought to himself, “If that fly drops 6 inches, that bass could get the fly, and I could get that bass”. Behind a tree stood a hunter. The hunter thought to himself, “If that…

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Just Do It!

An escaped convict broke into a house. He tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom and then proceeded to search the rest of the home. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous wife, bound up on the bed with her shorty nightgown up around her waist, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex…

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Psychic Hotline for Frogs

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline, and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful, young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says his Advisor, “in her biology class.”

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