Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
This elderly couple, that lived in Ohio, was driving back from Alabama where they were on vacation. The wife is hard of hearing. But on there way they got stop for speeding in Kentucky. Well the cop comes to the window and says “Sir do you know you were speeding” and the wife asks ” WHAT DID HE SAY?” the husband replies “He said we were speeding” the wife says “oh” The cop looks at the man drivers license and…
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A Jewish man was rather upset because he thought that he had brought his son up right, taught him the faith, and given him a good childhood, but his son grew up and became a Christian. He took this problem to his Rabbi, and told him all about it. His Rabbi said, “Funny you should come to me about this. You see, I thought that I had brought up my son correctly. I taught him the faith, and sent him…
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There is a brunette, a blonde, and a red head riding in an elevator when a man walks in the elevator. He rides for a minute then gets off. The red head says, “Did you see that guys head?” Then the brunette says, “Yeah, I want to give him some head and shoulders!” Then the blonde askes, “How do you give shoulders?”
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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
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A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. “When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fasion as you can’t tell which one it is.…
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One day this fine couple of tomatoes are walking down this long and narrow street where there are many cars coming by. At some point in this crossing one of the tomatoes gets squished by one of the cars. The other tomato being sarcastic says: “Come on, get up, Ketchup.”
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A panda bear entered a restaurant ordered food, ate it, shot the waiter, and began to walk out. Somebody protested saying, “You can’t do that!” And the panda said, “It’s in the dictionary!” They looked it up and the dictionary said, “Panda, eats shoots and leaves.”
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Rumour has it that a truck load of viagra has been stolen. The cops are now looking for hardened criminals.
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Q: Why must you take a lot of water with Viagra? A: If it should get stuck in your throat you would get a stiff neck.
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During a long rain delay, the baseball announcer filled in some time by sharing some baseball trivia with his color man. “Know who hit the most home runs between 1955 and 1975? I’ll tell you — it was none other than Hank Aaron.” “Know who hit the most RBIs between 1955 and 1975? It was also Hank Aaron.” “And who got hit on the chin with the most balls between 1955 and 1975?” “Hank Aaron?,” ventured the color commentator. “Nope,”…
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