Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Four men went golfing together one day; the three men started for the first tee while the other went to pay his bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he is so successful he gave a friend a new home – for free!” The second man said “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that…
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Jason was a strapping handsome seventeen-year-old guy who was short-changed in the brains and equipment departments. His sister Tracy was sixteen and lacked nothing in either department, so he depended on her for advice. One day in the kitchen when the rest of the family was still asleep, he said to her, “I was at the beach yesterday and I got the feeling that a lot of girls were whispering and giggling about me. Why would they do that?” “Well,…
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As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, “Mommy gonna eat your fingers!” pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed…
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This grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says: “Hey we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says : “You have a drink named Steve?”
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There was this blonde and she was going to New York. When she got on the plane she went up to first class and sat down. When the flight attendant asked to see her ticket she realized that she didn’t belong in first class, so she asked the blonde if she could move back to coach and the blond said …”I am blond, I am sexy, and I am going to New York so I am not moving.” The flight…
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What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to splooge on your face.
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A grandfather overheard his granddaughter repeating the alphabet in reverent, hushed tones. “What are you doing?” he asked. “I’m praying, Grandpa,” she said. “I can’t think of the right words, so I just say all the letters. God will put them together for me, ’cause he always knows what I’m thinking.”
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Q: What do you call a bunch of Texans watching the Super Bowl? A: The Dallas Cowboys
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There was this ad posted on the office window of an accounting firm : “HELP wanted. Must be able to type 70 words per minute. Computer literacy is required. Must be bilingual. EQUAL EMPLOYER.” So there was this dog ambling outside the office. It noticed the ad and shuffled into the office to apply for the position. The employer took one look at the dog, shook his head and said “But I can’t hire a dog.” The dog pointed at…
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde & a boxer? A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down, and a blonde lies down to get knocked up!
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