Pirate movie
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It’s rated “arrrrrrr”!
(0)
Loading...
Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Th th th Jokes - page 372
Pulled Over
I heard about a young lady who was speeding, and an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so, as soon as she stopped, she quickly yanked it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, “I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?” “Oh yes, I do, Officer,” she purred. “Well,” asked…
(0)Loading...
Coffee
How many hours does it take one man to get a cup of coffee? Three! One to fill the coffee cup, one to bullshit with the other guys and one to check out all the cute babes that walk through the door.
(0)Loading...
Applying For Insurance
A cowboy applied for an insurance policy. “Have you ever had any accidents?” asked the agent. “Nope,” replied the applicant, “though a bronc did kick in two of my ribs last summer, and a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle.” “Wouldn’t you call those accidents?” replied the puzzled agent. “Naw,” the cowboy said, “they did it on purpose!”
(0)Loading...
Coffee, tea or what??
There was this guy sitting on a plane waiting for take-off. The pilot comes over the loud-speaker and announces their destination and the altitude at which they will be flying. Not realizing that he has left the loud-speaker on, the pilot leans over and says to the co-pilot: “I could really use a cup of coffee and a blo-job”. Almost instantly, a stewardess runs to the front of the plane to inform the pilot his mike was on. Upon seeing…
(0)Loading...
Concerned Teacher
Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, “Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school.” “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in your family, Dear. What did she say when you told her that you are the only child?” She just said, “Thank goodness!”
(0)Loading...
How to read a film
Here are some film phrases to help you in your film viewing. Classic- A really boring movie that no-one likes. Ten Best- The 10 worst movies. (Usually Classics) Landmark- A really, REALLY boring movie. (Like 2001) New-Wave- The directors a lunatic, and no-one can make head or tail of the movie. Review- A biased analysis of a movie made by people who care about things like plot, theme and acting; things that have nothing to do with the enjoyment of…
(0)Loading...
What a Deal!
Two golfers were getting ready to tee off one morning and one says to the other: “Hey! I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!” To which the other golfer exclaims: “Wow!! Now THAT’S what I call a TRADE!!”
(0)Loading...
Blonde’s drink of choice
A Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette went into a bar. The Redhead asked the bartender for an “M.L.” The bartender said, “I’m sorry, I don’t know an M.L. is.” The Redhead said, “Duh, a ‘Miller light’!” The Brunette asked for a “C.L.” Once again, the bartender said, “I’m sorry, I don’t know what a C.L. is.” The Brunette said, “Duh, a ‘Coors light’.” The Blonde asked for a “15”. The bartender said, “A 15?” The Blonde said “Duh, a…
(0)Loading...
Backfired Plan
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate. So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor’s advice. When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed, naked! So he ripped off…
(0)Loading...