Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A health inspector walks up to a hot dog stand and orders a hot dog. The vendor grabs a hot dog with his dirty hands, slaps it in a bun and gives it to the inspector. The inspector says “This is a recipe for disease. I’m a health inspector and am closing you down. You have 3 weeks to get your act together.” The health inspector returns in 3 weeks and orders another hot dog. The vendor uses clean tongs…
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The National Science Foundation has just completed a study on the recreational habits of corporate america. The sport of choice for maintenance employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle managers is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. The conclusion of the study indicates that the higher one is on the corporate ladder the smaller the balls…
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The teacher said to her students: “Who can give me a sentence with the word sugar in it?” A student raised his hand. “Yes.” “I drank tea last night.” “Where is the word sugar?” the teacher asked. “It melted in the tea.”
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez
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Yo mama is so fat….. When she jumped out of my birthday cake I wanted my money back. Yo mama wear so much make up last time we went to the circus they let her in free cause they thought she was part of the clown act. Yo mama is so fat she buys lingerie at Sea World
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There once was this little boy named Freddy Fucker Faster who had this enormous crush on this little girl named Betty P. One day, Freddy and Betty went to the barn loft and started “getting their groove on.” At suppertime, Freddy’s mom yells for him. She stands on the porch steps and yells, “Freddy Fucker Faster, Freddy Fucker Faster.” Freddy hears his mom and in return says, “I can’t, I’m fuckin’ fast enough.” Then, Betty P’s mom yells for her…
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Q: Who’s the most famous man at a nude colony? A: The man who can carry a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.
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20. I’m going to give you ten pence, so you can phone your mum and tell her you won’t be coming home. 19. Why not sit on my lap, and we’ll see if anything comes up. 18. Can I check the label on your bra? Why? To see if those tits really are made in heaven. 17. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have got a great set of buns. 16. Are your legs tired? Why? Because…
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Yo mamma’s like a stop sign. On every other corner. Yo mamma’s like a hardware store 10 cents a screw. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a lightbulb anyone can turn her on. Yo mamma’s like a remote everyone pushes her buttons.
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Why women are like toilets? They either are taken or they are full of shit!!!
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