Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on their anniversary day. The husband gave his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE…. COLD AS EVER Later the furious wife bought a return present, also a tombstone, on which the inscription read: HERE LIES MY HUSBAND… STIFF AT LAST
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Energizer Bunny got arrested … charged with battery.
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Pepito Jokes: Once there was a kid named Pepito.His mom sent him to go buy eggs at the store. When he was on the way to the store, he saw superman, and he went running to his house to tell his mom. When he got to his house, he said to his mom. “Mom i saw superman he had big arms, and big feet, and a big chest” Then his mom asked him “what about the eggs?” “ohh no mom…
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One day there was this old married couple and they were driving after having a fight. After awhile they pass a pig farm.The wife says to her husband “Relatives?” He says “Yeah,Inlaws”
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? A: One got his head blown off in a car, the other was assassinated.
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The woman in the bar noticed the man’s zipper was unzipped. She told him his garage door was open. So smarty pants said, zipping up, “Did you notice that long red Cadillac in my garage?” And she replied, “No, but I noticed the little Volkswagen with two flat tires.”
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A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink. As he stood by his car to drink his cola, he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep, then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind,…
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A boy and his classmates arrive at school on Monday. Their teacher tells them that every Friday he will ask the class a question on what they have been learning, and that whoever answers it correctly will not have to go to school until Tuesday. With this, the boy decides for the first week to see how hard the question is. On Friday, the teacher asks the class, “How much water is in the Atlantic Ocean?” The boy thinks to…
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“Sure, my husband is the head of this household.” “I’m just the neck. But guess which part can turn the head anyway it wants it to move.”
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Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because once she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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