Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they asked her, “How is it that you know so much about baseball?” She says, “Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.” The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. “What was the most painful…
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The following are real messages to the in-house Tech Support E-mail system. From Yesterday: Hi, I seem t;o be having a p9ro;bl/em with my keyb;oard. co;ul/d yo;u co;me up9 and hel/-p9 me o;ut? Thanks, From Today: Soe of the keys that didnt work yesterday are working today ut soe still arent working at all I would tell you which ones they are ut I think you can see for yourself I sorry to e such a pest ut I have…
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What did the blind man say as he passed the fish shop? Good afternoon, ladies!
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1)Yo mama’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to make an aerosol. 2)Yo mama is sooo fat, her high school Sr picture was taken from a blimp. 3)Yo mama is soo fat, she got more chins than China town. 4)Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs……it just looks like she is glidin across the floor. 5)Yo mama’s soooo fat, when she goes to check the mail….it measures on the rector scale. 6)Yo mama ain’t got any back,…
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a dumb blonde have in common? A. The both suck down a lot of seamen.
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Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved? A: Mozart
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This man, his wife, and their EIGHT children, and a blind man, were waiting at the bus stop one day. The bus came, the wife got on, then the eight children one, by one. The two men had to walk because there was no more room on the bus. The family man, and the blind man are walking along and the constant tapping of the blind man’s cane REALLY started to annoy him. So he said to the blind man,…
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Three buddies from the plant take their wives to Las Vegas for a week’s vacation. The guys take in all the strip shows while the wives play in the casinos, and they all have a wonderful time. When they get home, the guys meet in the plant cafeteria for coffee on Monday morning. Jack says “I been up all night. Brenda kept yelling ‘7 come 11’ in her sleep.” “Same here” says Bob. “Nancy was dreaming about blackjack and kept…
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One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she had heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1 1/2 hours later with a black eye. “Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked. “No,” he replied. “I stepped on the…
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What is the difference between the zoo down South vs. the zoo up North? At the zoo down South you will find a recipe following the name.
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