Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the husband’s exam, the doctor then said to him, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like discuss with me?” “In fact, I do,” said the man. “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife…
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Q: Why could Jesus not have been born in Washington? A: There had to be three wise men and a virgin.
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Q. Why was the blonde staring at the Tropicana box??? A. Because the box said concentrate
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frans bauwer komt bij de dokter en zegt tegen hem ik denk dat ik aids heb zegt de dokter : dat hoor ik liever dan je laaste c.d. ******************************************************** *** Comedy.Com’s Really Loose Translation from Dutch *** ******************************************************** Frans Bauer comes to the Doctor and says to him. Doctor, “I think I have AIDS” The Doctor says, Well that sounds better than your last Communicable Disease!
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A young child was constantly picked on by an older one, who would make him cry. His Mother told him, “The next time he bullies you, hit him as hard as you can!” The younger boy saw the bully in the park the next day, snuck up behind him and hit him in the back of the head, super hard, knocking the bully out cold. The little kid went home and bragged to his Mother about his success. His Mother…
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery, just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You scared us half to death! We thought you…
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Q: Why do boys run faster then girls? A: Two ball bearings and a stick shift.
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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn`t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he`d stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few…
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An elderly lady went to the doctor’s office for a checkup. The doctor told her, “Mrs. Smith at this age you need to start thinking about the hereafter.” The woman replied, “Oh I do. I go into a room and think, ‘What am I here after?’”
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Q: What do female reindeer do at Christmas? A: They blow a few bucks.
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