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Do you have a BC?

The story is told of a lady who was rather old fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a weeks vacation to Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter. After much deliberation,…

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Hairspray VS Nature

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.” The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the…

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Teenager’s cookie

A young girl about 12 walked into a barber shop eating a chocolate chip cookie. “Is that a good cookie?” asked the barber when she sat down to cut her hair. “Oh, yes,” said the girl. “Would you mind putting it down while I cut your hair?” asked the barber. “I’d rather not,” retorted the girl. “OK,” said the barber. The barber started cutting her hair and soon some of the hair started to fall on the cookie. “You know,…

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My Resignation

To share to whom it may concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year-old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think that its a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a…

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Knock knock twist

(Warning… to see the incredible genius of this joke, you must ACTUALLY tell it to someone) Approach person… “I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it.” Other person… “Okay. Knock knock.” You… “Who?s there?” Wait through about 10-15 seconds of confused silence and then explode into laughter.

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anybody have a room?

A woman was looking for a room to stay at. She went to the nearest house and knocked on the door. When the owner of the house answered, the woman asked, “Do you have a room I can stay at tonight?” The man said, “Yeah, but you’ve got to sleep with my retarded son.” She said, “No, thanks anyways.” She went to the next house. When the owners answered the door, she asked for a room. They said, “Okay, but…

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