so damn dumb7
yo momma so damn dumb they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade yo momma so damn dumb her psychic friends charge her half price to read her mind.
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Momma Jokes - page 5
The Chili Contest
Just recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in my community to be a judge at a chili cookoff because no one else wanted to do it. Also, the original person called in sick at the last minute and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy,…
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Titties
your momma tits are so small your daddy where the bra in the family
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so damn dumb
yo momma so damn dumb that she put a peephole in a glass door yo momma so damn dumb she took some m&m’s back cause they had w’s on them
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Yo mamma — THE LIST
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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A Jewish Mother’s Day Joke
Three Jewish immigrant brothers named Moshe, Aaron and Daniel, had a dinner reunion to celebrate their fifteen years stay in America. Since Mother’s Day was just around the corner, they were discussing the gifts they would be giving their Momma back home in Israel. Moshe the eldest brother said, “I had a mansion built in Jerusalem and Momma would be moving into it on Mother’s Day.” Aaron the middle brother said, “I bought a special edition Mercedes Benz for Momma…
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so damn dumb2
yo momma so damn dumb she got locked in a bathroom and peed on herself yo momma so damn dumb she ain’t got no eyes talking about ‘I see what you mean’ yo momma so damn dumb she ain’t got no fingers talking bout she pressing charges yo momma so damn dumb she ain’t got no fingers and be trying to point people in the right direction
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yo mamma so stupid
your momma is so stupid she brought a cup to an ICE T concert
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Casino
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m bottomless.” With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!” She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. “YES!…
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