your momma
your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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Momma Jokes - page 2
yo momma
Your momas teeth so rottin, When she smile her teeth look likie dice!
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Momma and fatness
Your momma’s so fat that instead of perfume she uses room deodorizer! Your momma’s so fat that she stepped on a dog’s tail and now we call him “Beaver”!
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Yo Trashy Momma
Yo momma like a garbage can, she gets dumped every week.
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Yo Momma so Fat
Yo Mama so fat she has her own area code. Yo Mama so fat she had to make a bra out of two parachutes. Yo Mama so fat she can be on three continents at once. Yo Mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo Momma so Fat
Yo Momma so Fat – she’s gonna be oil in a million years.
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yo momma so old
Yo momma so old she swam in the dead sea when it was still alive.
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Yo Momma so Fat
How do you fit yo momma in a two-piece bathing suit? Take the “F” out of fat, and the “F” out of way. That’s right — there is no “F”-in’ way!
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Yo Momma so fat
(this has got to be the best yo momma joke around) *yo momma so fat, she got mo rolls than the pillsbury dough boy.
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