Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There’s this wise old bull standing at the top of a hill. Next to him stands an eager young bull. All of a sudden the young bull watching down the hill notices a group of cows. Without doubting a second he shouts: “Hey-hey Dad, let’s run down and get one of the cows!”. The old bull smiles at his son and answers: “Hey-hey Son. I’v got a better idea. Let’s run down and get them all”.
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One day God was just sitting on his throne out of his mind bored. So he got one of his Saints, St.Paul. “Paul, go down to earth and count all of my people, and tell me how many are beautiful and how many are ugly.” It took St. Paul 365 days to complete this task. He went up to God and said,”99% of your people are UGLY and the remaining 1% of your people are BEAUTIFUL.” God said, “WHAT? ARE…
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Benny: “Now you take my grandpa, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too.” Louie: “Wow, that’s incredible. How did he know all of that?” Benny: “A judge told him.”
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Well, I’ve done a little research, and what I’ve discovered should make anyone think twice before eating that incredibly mind-boggling and oh so dangerous food: Bread! 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality…
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This guy sees an ad for a new number in the circus, so he goes an tries out. He brings with him an alligator, a monkey, and a toy piano. The circus director says, “What can you do?” “Well, my alligator plays the piano and the monkey sings.” The circus director does not believe this, but the guy proves it. They soon become the number 1 act in all the world’s circuses. Once, however, in Japan, a show is about…
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Three small boys were bragging about their fathers. The first boasted that his dad owned a farm. The second said his dad owned a factory. The third boy, a pastor’s son, replied, “That’s nothin’. My dad owns hell.” “No way!” another boy scoffed. “How can a man own hell?” “Sure he can,” the preacher’s son said. “My mom told my grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last night.”
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A man, named David, was feeling down because he was overdue on his bills and he was threatened to be evicted. So he went to a church and knelt down and said, “Please God, I know I don’t do this a lot, but I need your help. I need some money. Please, God, let me win the lottery. I trust in you.” Then David left the church, hopeful that he’d soon see results. A week went by and he didn’t…
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picks up the dog examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “What! Because he’s cross-eyed?” “No, because he’s bloody heavy!”
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This guy was walking down the fairway toward the green when he spots a funeral procession passing by. He stops and takes his hat off,bows his head,meditates for a few minutes and continues walking toward the green. When he gets there, the foursome in front stops him to say that his jesture on the fairway was one of the most compasionate things they ever saw.He told them it was the least he could do seeing how he was married to…
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Young Benjamin’s grandmother had given him two sweaters for his birthday. He had arranged to visit his grandmother that weekend and was agonizing over which of the two sweaters to wear. After what seemed like hours of deliberation, he chose one. On the appointed day, he put it on and went to visit his grandmother. She greeted him at the door, took one look at the sweater, and said, “So you didn’t like the other one?”
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