blondes & coffins
Q. Why are blondes’ coffins triangles? A. Because everytime their head hits a pillow, their legs spread.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Blonde’s lips
Q: Why do blondes talk to themselves while they are on the toilet? A: So they’ll know which lips to wipe when they’re done!!!
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‘While you’ve been away…’
Coming back from a month-long business trip to Asia, a wealthy businessman arrived at the airport where he was fetched by his chauffeur named Jim. On the long drive home, the businessman inquired, “So, Jim, has anything happened while I was away?” Jim replied, “No, sir. I can’t think of anything at all worth mentioning.” The businessman said, “Come now, Jim. I have been away for almost a month. Surely something must have happened in all that time.” Thinking for…
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The Rabbit Next Door
This is a TRUE story! These people owned a dog and their neighbor, a rabbit. When ever the neighbors put their rabbit outside, the people with a dog would have to bring their dog in. One day the people with the dog came dome and found the dog with a filthy, DEAD, rabbit in its mouth! So they did the only thing they could do, wash it, blow dry it, fluff up the fur and put it back in the…
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Top 10 Reasons Women Reject Men
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WOMEN REJECT MEN AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”) 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else…
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Stupid Teachers
A teacher once stood up and said to her class, “Anyone who thinks that they are stupid, please stand up.” No one stood up for a few seconds and then in the back of the room, little Jimmy rose. “Jimmy, why do you think you are stupid?” The teacher asked. Jimmy quickly replied, “Oh I don’t think that, I just didn’t want you standing up there by yourself!”
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Difference Between a Bachelor and a Married Man
Q: Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? A: The bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
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God Hates Me
A: “God must hate me” B: “Why?” A: “He makes me like pussy so much, and damn it, he puts the thing on a woman!”
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Dead Lawyers
A guy phones a law office and says: “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last week.” The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.” The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, “I keep telling you that your lawyer…
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Wedding Ring
Soon after marriage, Terri’s husband, Colby, stopped wearing his wedding ring. Terri asked, “Why don’t you ever wear your wedding band anymore?” Colby replied, “It cuts off my circulation.” Terri answered back, “It’s supposed to.”
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