Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Here’s the background: Ian works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of UNH. (The University of New Hampshire, for those not from the East Coast of the U.S.) Vinnie is his boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Ian, this actually happened. Ian is telling the story. Her: Yes, I’d like a milk with some coffee in it. Me: So, that’s just a splash of coffee in a milk? Her: No, a…
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An old man and his hard-of-hearing wife were traveling through the south when they stopped at a gas station to refuel. The attendant asked, “How much, sir?” and the old man told him to fill it up. Immediately the old woman piped up, “What did he say?” and the old man shouted that he’d told him to fill up the tank. The attendant then asked if he needed the oil checked and the old man replied that it was fine.…
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1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. 3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor. 4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment. 5. You should never say…
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Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat a good breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early–so early that it was still dark. After looking outside, Little Johnny went down the hall and found his mother dressing in the bedroom. He looked so troubled that his mother asked, “What’s wrong?” mustering as much cheerfulness into her voice as she could…
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English in Non-English Speaking Countries! Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In…
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3 blondes found a bottle and rubbed it.Out popped a genie & said he would grant each of them a wish. The first blonde says, “I want to be smart.” So the genie turned her into a brunette. The second blonde says, “I want to be smarter than her.” So he turns her into a redhead. The third blonde looks confused and says, “But I want to be even dumber than I already am.” So the genie turns her into…
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Mostly you only get an onion with a tail but every once in awhile you get a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye…..
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So there is this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says, “Butler, take off my blouse.” With trembling hands, he takes off her blouse. Next she says, “Butler, take off my skirt.” Shaking violently now, he takes off her skirt. Then she says, “Take off my bra.” He eases off her bra, still trembling. Then she says, “Butler, take off my panties.” Then the rich woman says “And if I…
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I got pulled over by Las Vegas Metro (the combined police and sheriff’s department) recently, and charged with speeding. The sign read, “25 MPH WHEN FLASHING.” I wasn’t flashing, and I don’t even OWN a raincoat!
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The phone rings at KGB headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this KGB?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds inside his firewood.” “This will be noted,” said the KGB operative. The next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.…
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