Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked”What’s so funny,Pat?” “I just saw one of your garters!” “Get out of my classroom” she yells,”I don’t want to see you for three days!” The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she…
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There was a midget who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend suggested that he go to the doctor and see what he could do to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor. The doctor told him to drop his pants, and he would have a look. The midget did this, and the doctor put him up onto the examining…
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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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There was this guy who went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I have this bad stuttering problem, because of this, I can’t get no women and so I can’t get no pussy.” (saying every word in a stuttering mode) So the doctor checks him and finds the cause of his stuttering. He says, “Your penis is at least 15 inches and it’s so heavy that it’s pulling on the muscles of your tongue. That’s the cause of your stuttering.”…
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, “Come on, a dog?” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!” The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, “I’ve got it! A centipede!” The man says, “A…
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Bill and Dale built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture. One day a shepherd, leading his flock, decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. “Look at that,” remarked Bill to Dale. “That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!”
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you ever see those bumper stickers that say: “my teen son is an honor student at polk high school. I think they should be more true to life. “My child molester teen is enrolled at the Michael jackson university of Molesting arts ” “I am a proud father of Inmate #ymenjail666 at the Appalachian county juvenile detention center”. “I am aproud father of an aids infested, cross-dressing, ufo believing ,crack head at I am always high school”. “My 13 year…
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