Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
It is the year 1998.The US, Russia and Poland were at a huge international space meeting in Moscow. The US gets up on the stage, so they tell about their space program. “We have accomplished alot in space technology,we have had men on the moon,we have sent up many satellites.” They go on about the program for about 30 minutes. Then it’s Russia’s turn,so they get up there and tell about their program. “Well, we have sent men to the…
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This voluptuous young blonde owns a small hairy dog that goes by the name of Titswiggle. She adores the dog so much that she treats it as one of the family. One day, after coming home from work, she discovers her beloved dog has run away from home. Frantically she goes around the neighborhood searching every nook and cranny and calling out her dog’s name. She is so desperate that she resorts to knocking on the doors of her neighbors’…
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There were three men sitting at a bar. One was Chinese, one was American and the other was Canadian. All of the sudden a fly landed in each of the men’s bar mugs. The Chinese man pushed his mug away and proclaimed that he wanted another beer free of cost. The American took out the fly and continued drinking his beer. The Canadian grabbed the fly by the wings and started shaking it over his mug shouting, “Spit it out…
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The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Ya’ll graduated from the University of Alabama. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” The secretary thought a moment, then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
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There was this man named Elmer Shit. Everyone poked fun at him until he couldn’t take it anymore. One day Elmer took his very best friend to the side and said he was going to change his rotten name for good. So they go to the courthouse, money in hand, and Mr. Shit has a smile from ear to ear. Then his friend asks, “What is your new name?” And Elmer says, “Barney Shit.”
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An 85 year old man marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites. She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all…
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There was this Rabbi in a small town, and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he made an excuse and traveled to a distant town, went into a restaurant and ordered the first pork item on the menu. While he’s waiting for his order of pork, the president of his congregation walks in. He sees…
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A nationwide poetry contest was being held for college students. It was down to the two finalists: a sharp female english student at Harvard, and a redneck from Alabama State. The judges gave the finalists the same word, and they had to make an impromptu poem out of that word. The audience?s favorite poem would win the contest. The Harvard english student was picked to go first, and the word was ?Timbuktu.? So she thought for a couple minutes, got…
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This girl needed some money, so she is doing odd-jobs around her neighborhood. She decides she’s not making enough money, so she goes to a rich neighborhood. She walks up to this house and rings the doorbell. The guy answers and tells her she can paint the porch. He gives her a can of paint and $25. When he goes inside, his wife says, “$25! Does she know that the porch wraps all the way around the house?” “Oh, she’ll…
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After a complete physical checkup, the doctor asks Dave Reynolds how old he is. “I’m 60, doc” says Dave. “Well, that’s astonishing, Mr. Reynolds,” comments the doctor, “You’ve got the body of a 35-year old. You might live forever. How old was your father when he passed away?” “Pardon me, doc, did I say he’d passed away?” says Dave. “He’s 82 years old and skis all winter and surfs all summer.” “That’s remarkable” says the doctor. “How old was your…
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