Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now! If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? A hangover is…
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Q: What is more stupid than 10 blondes trying to build a city under water? A: 11 brunettes trying to burn it down.
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Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
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Q: What do blondes and peanutbutter have in common? A: They both spread for the bread.
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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows.…
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Inventions by Blondes =–= — The water-proof towel — Glow in the dark sunglasses — Solar powered flashlights — Submarine screen doors — A book on how to read — Inflatable dart boards — A dictionary index — Mechanical Pencil sharpeners — Powdered water — Pedal-powered wheel chairs — Waterproof tea bags — Watermelon seed sorter — Zero proof alcohol — Reuseable ice cubes — See-through toilet tissue — Skinless bananas — Do-it-yourself road map — Turnip ice cream —…
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An American tourist was visiting West Germany. Before returning home he decided to pay a visit to the red-light district of Munich. After enjoying the delights of one of the red-light’s buxom blondes he left immediately, without paying any money. “What about the marks?” cried the prostitute. “Oh yes. Ten out of ten!” he replied.
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Q: Why do blondes talk to themselves while they are on the toilet? A: So they’ll know which lips to wipe when they’re done!!!
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Even though I was an engineering student at the University of Maryland, chemistry was a required course in my day. The Professor, on the first day of class, asked everyone to name the most outstanding contribution chemistry had made to society. When my turn came, I answered, “Blondes!”
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Two blondes are standing on the bank of a river across the river from each other. One blonde yells to the other blonde, “HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?” The other blonde yells back, “YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
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