blonde in submarine
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door!
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door!
Q: What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A: goes home Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing in a row? A: a wind tunnel
Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than horses? A: So they don’t poop in the parade.
Two blondes were driving down the highway to Dallas. They saw a sign that read: “Clean bathrooms every 5 miles” So they scrubbed the sinks and the stalls every 5 miles for the rest of their trip.
1) Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, when they saw a sign that read, “Disneyland Left” so they turned around and went home. 2) How do you measure a blonde’s IQ? With a tire gauge! 3) Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!! 4)A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were walking along when the saw a $100. Who got the money? The dumb blonde because…
How do you confuse a blonde boy? You put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in the corner. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies? Because the sign said, “Seventeen and under not admitted.” What do you call a blonde holding a dollar over her head All you can eat under a buck A dumb blonde and a smart blonde jump off of a roof.…
Sick and tired of hearing all those nasty blonde jokes and of how all blondes are perceived to be dumb, this blonde is determined to show her husband that blondes are really smart. While her husband is off to work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 pm…
What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!