Clinton Bumper Stickers
1) Clinton: We forgive you . . . Now Resign 2) Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat 3) Jail to the Chief 4) If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date your daughter. 5) Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father
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Bill clinton Jokes - page 6
Sadam and Clinton’s Dreams
Sadam called President Clinton and said: “Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of American, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a flag.” Clinton said, “Sadam, what was on the flag?” Sadam said, “Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah.” Clinton said, “You know, Sadam, I’m really glad you called because last night I had a dream, too. I could see all of Bagdad, and it…
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Bill’s admiration
What did Bill Clinton say about Monica Lewinsky? She’s the prettiest face I’ve ever come across.
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Clinton And The Pope
Former President Bill Clinton and Pope John Paul II both die on the same day, and by some error, the Pope gets sent to hell, while Bill Clinton goes to heaven. Eventually, it’s been learned that there’s been a mistake. So Clinton has to get on the down escalator going from heaven to hell, while the Pope goes on the up escalator from hell to heaven. (Of course it’s an escalator.) Clinton sees the Pope and says, “Your Excellency, how…
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Clinton, Gore & Gates meet God
Bill Clinton and Al Gore are being flown by Bill Gates in his private plane. The plane crashes and all three are killed. The three ascend to heaven and are met by The Lord. God first asks Gore what he believes. Gore says, “I believe humankind has really messed up the bounteous and beautiful planet that You gave to them. They should be taught to care for it better.” God said he liked Gore’s answer and asked him to take…
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Clinton goes to the bar?
One day,former presedent Bill Clinton decides to go to the neighborhood nudy bar!So he tells the bartender to srve him something cold.so the bartender tells him,”you want something cold?Go to your wife Hillary!”
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Japanese Student in America
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, “Give me Liberty, or give me death?” She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up, “Patrick Henry, 1775,” said the boy. “Now,” said the teacher, “Who said ‘Government of the people, by the…
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Cigar
Did you hear that Bill Clinton has started his own line of cigars? …he calls them Sir Walter Lewinskis
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3 greatest Men who ever lived.
The following are my choices for whom I consider the three greatest men that ever lived: First, George Washington, because he always told the truth; Second, Adolf Hitler, because he always told a lie, and Third, Bill Clinton, because he doesn’t know the difference!.
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Thanksgiving Turkey
Every year newspapers run a picture of the president standing next to the Thanksgiving turkey. This year they just had Bill Clinton all by himself.
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