Bill clinton Jokes - page 5

What is the difference between Abe Lincoln and Bill Clinton? Abe Lincoln got his head on a penny, Bill Clinton gets his head in the oval office!!!

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Recently, a radio talk show host in Portland, Ore., asked her audience to come up with an official name for the new Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Her call-in contest required the names to be in relatively good taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton’s new home included: Perjurers’ Palace HillBilly Villa The House of Bill’s Repute Drawers Downs Cheatem…

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One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with “This was England’s finest hour.” Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said,” Winston Churchill.” “Congratulations said the teacher you may go home.” The teacher then said, “Ask not what your country can do for you…”…

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Q. What do Bill Clinton and Frank Sinatra have in common? A. They both touched people all over the world

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President Bill Clinton did not commit perjury when he testified before the grand jury about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky. He told the grand jury in those proceedings ” I believe that Monica Lewinsky has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever come acoss ” according to court records.

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Bill Clinton, soon to be a “private” citizen again, wanting to get the feel of regular life again decided to take a comercial airline flight. After the pilot made his obligatory welcome and flight information announcement, he put the microphone down but didn’t realize he had left it locked in the “send” mode. He said to his co-pilot, “Boy, this has been one hell of a week. You know, I could really use a blow job and a cup of…

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There is one thing that can be said about Bill Clinton no matter what you believe about his actions as president of the United States. No matter how you mean it you will always be correct when you say that Bill Clinton was the president after Bush.

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What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky before she went down on him? Answer: “Paper or plastic”?

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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are driving through the country when suddenly their car breaks down. They then walk to the nearest farm where the farmer offers them a room for the night. Unfortunately, there is only room for two people to stay in there so says that one of them will have to sleep in the barn. Al Gore offers to sleep in there. At about midnight there is a knock on the door. Al is standing…

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Bill Clinton bought two pigs for Hillary, and Chelsie, while in Dallas. when he was gettin on Air Force One, A Secret Service agent said, “Mighty fine pigs you got there Mr. President.” “Thanks. This one’s for Hillary (refering to the one on the right),And this one’s for Chelsie.” (refering to the one on the left) The Secret Service agent smiled and said, “Good Trade.”

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