Bee bee Jokes - page 31

A man wins the lottery and decides to buy a new house, so he goes to the estate agent and says to the agent, “I wanna buy the biggest most expensive house you’ve got!” So the agent says, “Ahh, I’ve been saving something special for an occasion like this.” The agent takes the man up to the house and shows him around. The man likes what he sees and is about to buy the house, when the agent says, “There’s…

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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where…

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This guy is sitting at the end of a bar and sees this really beautiful lady at the other end of the bar. He tells the bartender, “Hey send her a drink.” The bartender says, “Why would you want to do that she’s a lesbian?” The man says, “Man, it’s my money, don’t question me!!” So the bartender sends her a drink. A little bit later the man says, “Hey bartender send her another drink.” The bartender says, “Man, I…

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