Yo mamma Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out… Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets hit by a 747 she goes “Oh, mosquito.”

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Your mamma’s like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day

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Your Mamma’s so dumb she sent your little brother to rehab because he was Hooked on Phonics.

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yo mamma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. yo mamma is so fat, everytime she wears red, all the neighborhood people come out singing, “go koolaid, go koolaid”. yo mamma is so fat, that when one day while she was bungee jumping in a yellow suit, someone said, “oh my god, someone do something! the sun is falling!”

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Yo mamma so stupid, that she got locked in Food Mart and thought she was going to starve to death!

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yo mamma is so slutty she could suck-start a Harley

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Yo mamma so fat she fills the bath tub, then puts in the water. Yo mamma so fat she has a hula hoop for a belly button ring. Yo mamma so fat her belly gets home fifteen minutes before she does.

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Yo mamma’s mouth is so big that she talks in surround sound

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