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Yo mamma’s like a stop sign. On every other corner. Yo mamma’s like a hardware store 10 cents a screw. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a lightbulb anyone can turn her on. Yo mamma’s like a remote everyone pushes her buttons.

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yo mamma was so ugly as a baby that when she was born your mother said “Oh what a treasure!” and your father said “Yeah, let’s go bury it.” yo mamma’s teeth are so big she looks like a beaver with big tits. yo mamma’s so skinny her nipples touch. yo mamma’s so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down the bitch’s back. yo mamma’s so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a phone company.

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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…

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Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.

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