Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Things you shouldn’t say to a cop Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job! That uniform makes your ass look really big. Excuse me. Is “stick up” hyphenated? I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. You don’t happen…
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Your mamma’s lips are sooooooooo fat that chapstick had to invent an aerosol
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Yo mamma — THE LIST YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll…
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Yo Mamma so stupid, she chased the school bus down yelling, “Stop that Twinkie!!!”
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“Have you read today’s headlines in the local paper?” said one friend to another. “No,” was the reply. “They say that a whale was found dead on the beach and that an autopsy was performed. The results were that the giant mammal died of AIDS!” “You’ve got to be kidding!” said the friend. “Do they know how the whale was infected?” “Yes,” was the response, “they say it was rearended by a ferry!”
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Your mamma’s so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a Tootsie Roll so she doesn’t eat her fingers.
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1. Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? :0) 2. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Quit crying! It’s only me! :0) 3. Mamma, do you love me? Would you never in your whole life forget my name? Why, of course not, dear. Knock knock Who’s there? See, you’ve forgotten my name already! :0)
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Since going beyond the speed limit is the national sport in many countries, there is universal disdain for those uniformed creatures who stop you while you are driving. Here are a few things best left unsaid. – Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 to keep up with me! Good job! – Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. – I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.…
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A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. “Can you imagine,” he demanded, “people so primitive that they love to eat the embyro of certain birds and slices from the belly of certain animals? They grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of certain other animals?” When the students looked startled…
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A 92-year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow-up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “Just doing what you said, Doctor: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’.” The doctor said, “That’s NOT what I said. I said you got a heart murmur.…
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