Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
14. Got to Get You Off of My Wife 13. She Came In Through John’s Fragile Ego 12. She’s a Woman (Who Was a Man) 11. Can’t Buy Me Love (But Can Rent It by the Hour for 300 Big Ones) 10. Polyurethane Pam Anderson 9. Crackbird 8. Lucy In The Sky With Linus 7. Eleanor Furby 6. All You Need is Drugs 5. Nor-Region Woody 4. She Came in Through the White House Window 3. While My Guitar Gently…
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Kid: Did you hear about Bill Clinton wanting to change the national anthem? Kid2: No, what is it going to be? Kid: “Yank My Doodle It’s A Dandy?
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His baloney has a first name, It’s “I-did-not-inhale.” His baloney has a second name, “I-wasn’t-getting-tail.” Oh, he loves to sling it every day… The White House people all just saaaaaay… That Bill Clinton has-a-way Of making bullshit sound o-kaaay.
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(Sung to the tune of the hokey pokey) You send the inspectors in! We kick the inspectors out! You send the inspectors back, but we’ve moved the bombs about. You say that Saddam’s got ’em, but it only raises his gout! That’s what it’s all about!
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The Kennebunkport Hillbilly (sung to the tune of ?The Beverly Hillbillies?) Come and listen to my story ’bout a boy named Bush His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush He drank like a fish while he was drivin? all about But that didn’t matter ‘cuz his daddy bailed him out! DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up. Well, the first thing you know little Georgie went to Yale He couldn?t spell his name but they never let…
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His baloney has a first name, It’s “I did not in-hale.” His baloney has a second name, “I wasn’t getting tail.” He loves to sing it every day, The White House people all just saaaaaaay, That Billy Clinton has a way, Of making bullshit sound OKAY!
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(to the tune of car innuendo guy) Oh, baby baby baby I wanna check your emissions, Buh buh baby baby baby I wanna grind your transmission. Buh buh baby baby baby, my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe ‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe I’m your car innuendo guy, your car innuendo guy Oh, baby baby baby Pump my piston ’til it’s sore Buh buh baby baby baby I wanna slam your back door Buh buh…
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The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn’t want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a…
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to be sung to “Walkin In A Winterwonderland” Lacy things – wife is missin’, Didn’t ask her permission, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walking round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Marvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say “Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our…
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10. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life. 9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye. 8. Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind. 7. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 6. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life. 5. How Can A Whiskey That’s 6 Years Old Whup A Man That’s 33? 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? 3. How Can You Believe…
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