Yo Momma so fat
Yo mamma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
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yo momma so hairy
Yo Momma so hairy she look like she got Don king in a head lock. Yo daddy so black when he came outside the street lights came on. Yo breath stink so bad we need to glue a peppermint to yo bottom lip.
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Your Momma is a lot like…
Your Momma’s a lot like a Field Goal… She’s good!!! Your Momma’s a lot like 1-800-COLLECT, Fast, Easy, Cheap! Your Momma’s a lot like Sprint, 15 cents a minute! Your Momma’s a lot like Hostess Chips, She’s the stuff!!!
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your momma
Your momas so nasty that when she does the splits she gets stuck to the floor
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your momma is so nasty
your momma is so nasy she passes out free potatoe chips Yellin”FREE LAYS”
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your momma is so fat…
your momma is so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Your momma
Your momma ain’t got no hands, your father ain’t got no eyes, and your mother told your father she was going to smack him and your father said, “I wanna see you do it.”
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your momma
Your momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
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your momma
your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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Yo Trashy Momma
Yo momma like a garbage can, she gets dumped every week.
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