your momma
your momma so black the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59 your momma so black she gotta wear white gloves when eating tootsie rolls, so she wont chew her damn fingers off
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Yo momma Jokes - page 3
your momma’s glasses are so thick
Your momma’s glasses are so thick, she looked at a map & saw people waving!
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your momma
Your momma is so skinny she can hool-a-hoop through a cheerio.
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15 Yo Mama’s
1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem! 2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk! 3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody! 4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock! 5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner! 6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood…
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yo mama
YO MOMMA SO STUPID… Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma…
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Momma and fatness
Your momma’s so fat that instead of perfume she uses room deodorizer! Your momma’s so fat that she stepped on a dog’s tail and now we call him “Beaver”!
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You’re so ugly
You’re so ugly that when you were little, your momma carried you upside down for two years and couldn’t tell the difference.
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Yo mamma — THE LIST
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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yo mamma so stupid
your momma is so stupid she brought a cup to an ICE T concert
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