Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An eskimo is having trouble with his snowmobile, so he takes it to the shop. The mechanic tells him to stop by later for the estimate. Later that day, the eskimo returns and asks the mechanic, “What seems to be the trouble?” The mechanic says, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The eskimo wipes his mouth vigorously and says, “No,no, I was just eating some ice cream, honest.”
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An elderly couple were having trouble remembering things. The man advised the woman that he thought they should see a doctor. Both agreed and went to the doctor. The doctor stated that was no big problem and that it is easily cured. “Get yourself a tablet and when you think of something write it on the tablet.” The couple returned home. Later that evening the man asked the woman if she would kindly get him a glass of ice water.…
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Farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all his cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues. It had been a cold night but he’d never thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with…
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What do a blonde and a toilet seat have in common? Without the hole, they would be useless!
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It’s a beautiful warm spring day and Paula & I are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As we walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes crazy! He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He’s obviously excited, looking at Paula in the sexy dress. Of course,…
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A Preacher was concluding his Sunday sermon at the Church of the Ozarks when he said “Before we adjourn to Miss Ida’s fried chicken lunch, I’d like you to feel free to ask me any questions you have.” Miss Daisy, the most beautiful young lady in the congregation raised her hand. “Preacher,” she said, “Is sexual intercourse permitted on Sunday?” “Well I don’t know right off,” replied the Preacher, “but I’ll find the answer right here in the Good Book.”…
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This man goes to a wizard and says, “All powerful wizard, can you help me?” The wizard says, “Help you with what?” The man says, “I had an evil curse put on me 20 years ago and I wanted you to dispel the curse.” The wizard pauses for a moment and says, “I can help you if you tell me the exact words used to put the curse on you.” Thinking long, the man said, “It’s hard to remember cause…
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Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to let one of you go.” Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.” Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.” Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.” …To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: “I think I might be gay…”
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At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Joe said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him, and again he denied taking any of the offering. So the priest said, “Get into…
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My husband’s job as theater manager puts him in daily contact with mischievous and runaway children. So, during the holiday rush when a boisterous two-year-old sped by us in a crowded department store, his arm reached down and automatically fielded the child. He led the tot back to his mother, who, instead of being grateful, gave my husband a look of utter disgust. “Look, wise guy,” she said, acidly, “did you have to catch him so fast?”
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