Young and Old
What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute? The young prostitute uses Vaseline; the old prostitute uses Polygrip!!!!
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Things you wish you could say at work
Subject: phrases you wish you could say at work 1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try…
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Men & pigs
Q:What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A:Pigs don’t act stupid when they’re drunk!!!
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Bigger Boobs
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then…
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Useful Work Phrases
How about never? Is never good for you? I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I like you. You remind me of when I was…
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deer nuts
Q. What’s the difference between deer nuts and walnuts ? A. Walnuts are about $5.00 a lb. and deer nuts are under a buck.
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HOW ABOUT THESE SIMPLE JOKES….
HOW ABOUT THESE SIMPLE JOKES…. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than…
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Barbed wire fence
What’s the difference between a blonde and a barbed wire fence? A barbed wire fence pricks a steer and a blonde steers a prick.
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Al Gore And LeonardoDiCaprio
What’s the difference between Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio? One of them, due to circumstances beyond his control, was dragged down with the wreckage. The other one is just an actor.
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The Secret to Bigger Breasts
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every…
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