Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man is in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walks into his room. The nun is there to cheer the sick. They start talking and she asks about his life. He talks about his wife and his 13 children. “My, my,” says the nun. “13 children, a good, proper Catholic family. God is very proud of you.” “I’m sorry, Sister,” he says. “I am not Catholic. I’m Jewish.” “Jewish!” exclaims the nun. “You sex maniac, you…
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Elizabeth Taylor walks into her plastic surgeons office one day and says to him, ?Over the years I have had my boobs done, my butt done and my face done. Now I would like to have down below done.? So her doctor says, ?sure, that?s no problem.? Elizabeth replies ? but there?s just one thing…I ask of you and that is to keep this a secret from everyone. I am tired of the press and the public knowing about every…
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Lee Trevino just finished golfing and went to the 19th hole for a drink. He sits down at the bar next to a rather attractive woman. After a few sips, he looks to the lady and noticing how lovely she is, starts talking to her. Soon, they end up in his hotel room, and are having a rather nice time in bed. After they finish, Lee gets out of bed and walks over to the phone and picks it up.…
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, “Come on, a dog?” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!” The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, “I’ve got it! A centipede!” The man says, “A…
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A man walks into a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor asks what the problem is. The frog replies, “There’s a bum on my ass.”
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