Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day, a person got into a terrible car accident and was admitted to a Hospital. Later, His friends arrived and they were told that their friend has to get his leg amputated. After a while, a surgeon walks into the waiting room and tells the friends that he’s got good news and bad news. The friends ask for the bad news to get it over with. The Surgeon tells them that they accidently amputated the wrong leg. “And what’s…
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It was Saturday morning as Jack, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife Annie sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. “What you are doing up and dressed like that?” he asks. “I’m going hunting with you”, Annie smiles. Jack reluctantly agrees to take her along, and when they reach the hunting site,…
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A guy walks into a physcologist’s office with saran wrap underwear on. The physcologist looks at the guy and says, “I can clearly see your nuts.”
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One day a lawyer walks into his firm and goes to his friend. “On the weekend I got a dog for my kids.”said the first lawyer. “Good trade.” said the other.
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A man walks into a pub and sees a 6′ 4″ blonde at the bar he says to her do you want to hear a blonde joke. She turns to him and says look I’m the Ladies World long distance swimming champion and I weigh 13 stone and am not fat my blonde friend over there is the Ladies world weight lifting champion she weighs 16 stone and is not fat and sat next to her is my other blonde…
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This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to take a sip and when he does this little 12 inch man runs down his arm and kicks over his drink. The man orders another and the same thing happens. So after a couple more times the bartender asks what’s with the little guy? The man replies i wished for a 12 inch prick and this is what i got!
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A very ugly and rude women walks into Walmart with her two children. She scurrilously askes the person at the door why the store is so cold. The clerk response, “I’m sorry mam, corporate sets the temperature by computer. Are these your twins?” “No, the boy is nine and the girl is seven. Why do they look alike?” “No! I just can’t believe you got fucked more than once!”
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A guy walks into a bar, followed by 10 beautiful blondes, who are very affectionate to him. He orders a round of drinks for everyone in the place, pays for it, and tells the bartender to keep the change. All of a sudden, a little man, one foot tall, jumps out of the guy’s shirt pocket, and runs around the bar, kicking over drinks, peeing in the pretzel bowls, and calling the other customers names. The bartender looks at the…
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An avid golfer goes to the local golf course to get in a couple hours of practice after work one day. He hits a large bucket of balls on the driving range, but still hasn’t corrected the slice he’s working on. Not having enough money to buy another bucket of balls and being all alone on the practice tee, he walks up the edge of the driving range picking up balls in the weeds and bushes so as not to…
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Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots–one for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour this?” Rodney says, “Oh, I want them both now. I’ve got my best buddy in my pocket here.” With that, he pulls out a little three-inch man from his pocket. The bartender says, “Wow! And you mean to…
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