real boy?
When did Pinnochio discover he was not a real boy? When his right hand caught on fire.
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Wa wa Jokes - page 388
A Sweed in Chinatown
I was in Chinatown just the other day; walking around trying to find an ATM. Needless to say, I was utterly lost and all those signs around me in foreign languages were of no help. On top of everything, I was hurrying to escape the suffocating, foreign odors emanating from the numerous restaurants and alleys. I turned a corner hoping to catch a breath of fresh air when my eyes sighted a store sign that read “Hans Olafsen Laundry.” How…
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Wisdom of Solomon
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom, decreed, “I’ll hear from everyone, starting with the oldest first.” The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
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Birthday Boy
The son of a farmer had just turned 18, and for his birthday, the farmer gave him some cash and said, “Now son, I want you to go to the city and have yourself some fun.” The son gladly took the money and took off to the city. After a few hours he returned very happy. Noticing this, the farmer asked, “How was it, son? Did you get some?” The son replied, “Yeah dad, look at all the things I…
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Golfing Challenge
A young man, who was an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man. Not being able to say “No,” he allowed the old gent to join him. To his pleasant…
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Head Hog
One day a man called the church office and said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?” The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, “I’m sorry, who?” The caller repeated, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?” She said, “Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but I prefer that you not refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough’!”…
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stupid hubby
A man returns home early from a business trip to find his wife in bed with another man. He yells, “What on earth are you doing?!!” The wife then turns to the other man and says, “See I told you he was stupid.”
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Truth 2
Why don’t women need watches? Because there is a clock on the stove.
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Moving
My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman, evidently a blonde, who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, “Look, I’m not stupid or anything, just tell me what state it’s in…”
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Funny You Should Ask….
U.S. poet Louis Uttermeyer once returned his speaker’s fee to a small and impoverished group, enjoining them to put the money to good use. A little later, happening to inquire what good use they had found for the money, he was told that they had put it into a fund to get better speakers next year.
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