Uck Jokes - page 56

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “fuck.” Out of all the English words that begin with the letter “F”, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the “f” word. It’s one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German — the word ‘flicken’ which means to strike. In English fuck…

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Maw is outside the house hanging up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, “Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse.” He says, “All right, Maw.” He walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, Maw, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with this here outhouse!” Maw says, “Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole.” He puts his head down in the hole, and he says, “Maw, there…

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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together. As time…

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