Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A burly, muscular rancher returned home a day earlier from his trip to the city to deliver a herd of cattle. When he entered the bedroom, the rancher found his wife naked in bed getting it on with his ranch foreman. Angrily, the rancher grabbed his foreman by the neck and proceeded to choke him until the foreman lost consciousness. When the foreman came to after being splashed in the face with water, he found himself in the barn all…
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” “What’s the price?” “Only $1,500.” “Well,…
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A policeman pulls a man over. “Sir,” he says, “I noticed that your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” “Officer,” responds the man, “I noticed that your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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A married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach, alone, for his corporation. After a few days, he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week, as part of his vacation. Wanting to share this newly discovered paradise, he wired his bachelor friend: “Take the next plane for a fun week on me. Bring my wife and your mistress.” His friend was quick to wire back: “Your wife and I arriving tomorrow at…
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Little Jimmy was struggling with a homework assignment his 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Adams, had given her English class. Jimmy’s grandmother realized that the boy was having difficulty when she saw all the scrunched up papers around the kitchen table where he was working. “Having a problem with your homework, dear?” asked the sweet old lady. “I am, Grandma”, said Jimmy, dropping his pencil dejectedly on the table. “We’re supposed to make up a limerick and read it to the…
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1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire. ( For this reason aircraft carriers have been called “Bomb Magnets.”) 4. There is always a way. 5. The easy way is always mined. 6. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. (Trivia devotees will recall the sudden disappearance of rank and distinctive caps on the uniforms worn by Soviet officers in…
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This is a True Story excerpted from a local radio interview: The female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: “So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?” Mr. Jones: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.” Interviewer: “Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?” Mr. Jones: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the range.” Interviewer: “Don’t you admit that this is a…
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Little Johnny died and went to Heaven. He waited in a long line at the Pearly Gates until he was the only one left. St. Peter asked Little Johnny if he was ready to take the test for admittance into Heaven. Little Johnny said, “Sure.” “OK,” said St. Peter. “First question. How many seconds are there in a year?” “Well, there are 12,” said Little Johnny. “How did you come up with that?” “Well, there is the second of January,…
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An architect, a painter and a lawyer were all sitting in a bar arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The architect says, “My dog has to be the smartest. Watch… go to it Spot.” The dog then proceeds to design and build a perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower. “Good Boy, Spot!” the architect tells his dog, and hands him a cookie. “That’s nothing,” scoffs the painter. “Watch this… Hit it Rover.” Rover then makes and exact replica of…
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your wardrobe and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone…
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