Time don Jokes - page 15

One day a curious little boy went to his mom and said “Mommy mommy, I’ve noticed that big dogs have litlle dogs and big cats have little cats, so how come big planes don’t have little planes?” The mother looked at her boy and said, “I don’t know, ask your father.” So the boy goes and finds his dad. “Daddy, Daddy!” he yelled. “Why do big dogs have little dogs and big cats have little cats, but big planes don’t…

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A cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient. He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D.C. He was also paid $50,000 to present his find. He did a couple more of these presentations and realized that it would be more lucrative to do lectures on his find than to work as a…

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This is a bit of a tongue twister… A bear walks into a bar in Boise Idaho. “Bartender, give me a beer!” To which the bartender replies, “I don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho”. The bear repeats himself, “Bartender, give me a beer!!!” “I’m sorry,” repeats the bartender, “but I don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho”. The bear is becoming upset by this time. “Look,” he says “if you don’t serve me…

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