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Bored Old Lady

These four ladies were playing cards one Monday, and the 91-year-old lady said, “I am getting bored. I think I will get a job.” Well, the other three ladies started laughing and said,”Where do you think you could find a job?” She replied, “I don’t know, but I am going to try.” A week went by, and they were playing cards again. The little 91-year-old lady said, “Well, I got a job.” The others again started laughing and asked, “Where…

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Concorde Flight

Did you hear about the British Airways employee who took a call from this blonde asking the question, “How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?” “Um, just a minute, if you please,” he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, “Thank you,” as the phone went dead.

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May I See Your Ticket?

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub.”

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3 Nuns

There were these three nuns and they were trying to get into heaven. So God appeared and said, “Answer this question correctly, and I’ll let you in.” So he asked the first nun, “Who was the first man on earth?” The nun said, “Adam” So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.” So he asked the second nun, “Who was the first woman on earth?” And she said, “Eve!” So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.” Finally it was the third…

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frog noise

A brother and sister were sitting at home with nothing to do. The brother went up to his grandpa and said, “Please grandpa, make a frog noise.” “No, I will not make a frog noise!” “Please grandpa please make a frog noise!” “No! I will not make a frog noise.” The brother goes back to his sister and says, go tell grandpa to make a frog noise. So the little girl goes up to her grandpa and says, “Please grandpa…

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Reverse Psychology

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I WON’T sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and…

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