Time changes !
50 years ago…100 white man chasing one black man in across a fiel was called Ku Klux Klan. Today …it is called the PGA Tour.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Monica’s dress & sailors
Q: How are Monica’s dress and transvestite sailors different? A: With the sailors it’s a dress on the seamen.
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Dating Terminology
ATTRACTION The act of associating horniness with a particular person. DATING The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT A method utilized by a woman to communicate to a man that she is interested…
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Revenge is sweet
In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak to Robin Carter?” Suddenly the phone was slammed down on…
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Female domination
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates. He sees a sign that says, “Men dominated by their wives.” This line is VERY long. He sees another sign that says, “Men NOT dominated by their wives.” This line has only one man standing in it. He walks over to this man and says, “Wow, you mean that you are the only one not dominated by his wife?” The man shrugs and says, “I guess so, my wife told me to stand…
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Aging
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said,”Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can`t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can`t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, “Well, I`m…
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Blonde family vacation
There once was a family of blondes. They were travelling by car to DisneyLand. After they stopped at the stop sign, they saw a sign saying “DISNEYLAND LEFT” So the family turned around and went home.
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Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with that flesh eating virus, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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3 women
There were 3 women at a bar and they were arguing over which one of them was the loosest. The first woman said, ” My husband can stick two fingers up me.” The second woman said, “Oh, big deal, my husband can stick his whole fist up me.” Then the third woman slid down the bar stool.
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Swine Flu
As you know, there is a possibility of another outbreak of swine flu during the upcoming months of flu season. In order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms associated with this disease: 1) Sore throat 2) Slight headache 3) Moderate to high temperature 4) Nausea or upset stomach 5) An uncontrollable urge to screw in…
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