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Yo Mama

yo mama is soo… fat

yo mama is so fat it took three tanks of gas and a four hour push just to get around her.

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Man and Woman

Man

If Man is King… And King is Ruler… And a Ruler is 12 Inches… Then Whatever Happened to Man?!?!?!

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Wedding

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star hotel to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. The bell boy, while taking their luggage to the suite, thinks to himself, “At their ages, they are booking a suite. What a waste!” After leaving them in their room with a a very heavy tip, he decides to spy on them. That night he sits in the lobby opposite their room. All night long he hears laughing and clapping sounds from…

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Blonde

Blondes & spaghetti

What do blondes & spaghetti have in common? They both squirm when you try & eat ’em!!

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Politics

Hillary’s Order

Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner, and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied, “Medium.” Then the waiter said, “How about your vegetable?” Hillary replied, “Oh, he can order for himself!”

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Religious

Redneck classic

You might be a redneck if you’re at a party and the punchbowl flushes

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Religious

Farmer’s Cow

If a dairy farmer has only one cow that gives milk, what does he call it? His significant utter.

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Medical

Two News

Doctor : I have a bad news and an even worse news for you, Mr. Johnson. Johnson : Well..I’m ready. What’s the bad one? Doctor : You have a tumor in your brain, and about 24 hours left to live. Johnson : Now, what possibly can be a worse news than that? Doctor : Well..I’m very sorry Mr. Johnson. It’s just that I should’ve told that yesterday.

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