Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom, decreed, “I’ll hear from everyone, starting with the oldest first.” The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
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A young man, who was an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man. Not being able to say “No,” he allowed the old gent to join him. To his pleasant…
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One day a man called the church office and said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?” The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, “I’m sorry, who?” The caller repeated, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?” She said, “Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but I prefer that you not refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough’!”…
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A pastor reluctantly accepted a dinner invitation from one of his parishioners named Mrs. Brown. Knowing that Mrs. Brown had a reputation of being an unkempt housewife, the pastor was understandably apprehensive when he sat down at the dinner table in Mrs. Brown’s home. Looking at the plates closely, the pastor said, “Mrs. Brown, excuse me for asking. It seems these dinner plates have not been washed yet. Are you sure these plates are clean?” Mrs. Brown laughed and said,…
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A man returns home early from a business trip to find his wife in bed with another man. He yells, “What on earth are you doing?!!” The wife then turns to the other man and says, “See I told you he was stupid.”
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Q. What do the bumps on a woman’s nipple mean? A. It’s braille for suck here.
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My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman, evidently a blonde, who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, “Look, I’m not stupid or anything, just tell me what state it’s in…”
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U.S. poet Louis Uttermeyer once returned his speaker’s fee to a small and impoverished group, enjoining them to put the money to good use. A little later, happening to inquire what good use they had found for the money, he was told that they had put it into a fund to get better speakers next year.
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Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna, Cher, Jewel and Fabio had? They’re no longer on a first name basis.
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What is the Indiana fan club called? The Hoosier daddies
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