Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A radio station was running a competition: words that aren’t in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The Prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: 96FM here, what’s your name? Caller: Hi, me name’s Dave. DJ: Hello, Dave. What’s your word? Dave: Goan… spellt G-O-A-N, pronounced go-an. DJ: …You’re correct, Dave! Goan is not in the dictionary! Now, for a trip to Bali: what sentence could you use that word in…
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On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. “Oh, oh, aaahhh,” he exclaims. “My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.” Puzzled she asks, “MY picture?” He answers, “Yes my…
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Q: What happens when a cow swallows a fly? A: It goes in one end and out the udder!!!
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There was an old man sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out when a young jogger came by and asked him what was the matter. The old man says, “I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not …(sob)” The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed…
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When John Mariucci was coaching the U.S. Olympic hockey team, there was a time or two when he became a bit impatient with his young and inexperienced squad. During one locker room tirade he screamed, “Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.”
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English Phrase/(Chinese Phrase): I think you need a facelift/(Chin Tu Fat) Are you hiding a fugitive?/(Hu Yu Hai Ding?) See me A.S.A.P./(Kum Hai Nao) Stupid man/(Dum Gai) Small Horse/(Tai Ni Po Ni) Did you go to the beach?/(Wai Yu So Tan?) I bumped into a coffe table/(Ai Bang Mai Ni) It’s very dark in here/(Wai So Dim?) Has your flight been delayed?/(Hao Long Wai Ting?) An unauthorized execution/(Lin Ching) I thought you were on a diet/(Wai Yu Mun Ching?) This…
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Two worms live together on a golf course. The first worm says, “What kind of a day is it, I wonder.” The other worm says, “You know, I don’t know, but I was thinking of going up and checking it out.” The first worm says, “That’s a good idea. Why don’t you do that.” So the second worm starts on his way up through the dirt. At the same time, two lady golfers are walking along the fairway. The first…
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On day a drunk was in a car accident and died. On the way to heaven an angel stopped him and said you must take a test. If you go to church you should know all the answers. She said when ever he got a question write he would know becuase the bells would chime and the angels would sing. And he got 3 questions right the heavenly gates would open. So they began, the first question was who were…
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An old country doctor went away out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the…
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A blonde is on her way to the mall. As she drives past a field of potatoes, she sees a blonde in a boat rowing in the field. Seeing this, she stops suddenly, jumps out of her car and screams to the blonde in the field, “You know it’s blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I’d come over and throttle you!”
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