Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Not likely to find these cards at your local Hallmark store…. “Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you.” “Looking back over the years that we’ve been…
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An assistant to British Field Marshall Harold Alexander once commented on his habit of tipping into his Out tray any letters remaining in his In tray at the end of the working day. “Excuse me, sir,” he asked. “Why do you do that?” “It saves time,” explained Alexander. “You’d be surprised how little of it comes back.”
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little…
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Did you hear that McDonald’s has a new burger called the McMichael Jackson burger. Its ingredients include old meat between fresh young buns.
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1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 2. All stressed out and no one to choke. 3. And your point is… 4. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 5. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later. 6. You KNOW you want me. 7. Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time… 8. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time. 9. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and…
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all worked in the same office together. After a few weeks, they began to notice that their boss would slip out unnoticed hours early. One day, the three of them got together and decided that they would leave work early the next day after their boss had left. The following day, after their boss had left, the brunette, the redhead, and the blonde all left and went their separate ways. The brunette went…
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What’s worse than an achy-breaky-heart? An itchy-twitchy-twat.
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Dyslexics have more fnu Clones are people, two Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs A waist is a terrible thing to mind Anything free is worth what you pay for it Atheism is a non-prophet organization Do the names “Pavlov” or “Quasimodo” ring a bell? Gene Police: “YOU! Out of the pool!” Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not…
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Top ten sign’s your at a Redneck wedding… 10. Rehearsal dinner held at hooters 9. Instead of friends of the Bride, friends of the Groom, Usher’s ask Ford or Chevy 8. Bride’s maid’s pink tub top’s, Bride’s Groom’s Travis Tritt T-shirt’s 7. Phrase “i do” replaced with phrase “I herd dat!” 6. The “Wedding March” song performed by Hank Williams Jr. 5. Minster asked “Who giveth this woman to be married” some guy in the back stand’s up and yell’s…
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Why are women like buses?? Because if you miss the first one, the next one is on its way as long as you stand on the corner with your money ready.
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