Boyz II Men
Q. What did Michel Jackson think Boyz II Men was? A. A delivery service!
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Th th th Jokes - page 410
French ‘Licker’;-)
How do French girls hold their ‘liquor’?! By the ears!!
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Outboard Pushes Suburban
Driving on the highway, I watched a passing Chevy Suburban towing a boat with an outboard motor. The motor was obviously in neutral because the propeller was spinning like crazy from the slip-stream under the car. I turned to my wife, pointed to the boat, and said, tongue in cheek, “Look, that’s a great idea! Those Suburbans are heavy and burn a lot of gas, so this guy started his boat motor so the propeller will help PUSH him!” My…
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u so poor
your family so poor that 4 dinner ya go to KFC 2 lick other peoples fingers!!!!!!!!
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special occasions
On my friend’s silver wedding anniversary, I handed his wife a bottle of vintage champagne. “Oh, lovely!!” she exclaimed. “We’ll keep this for a special occasion!”
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Weight Problem
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor,” she said. “I guess I’ve let myself go.” The physician was checking her eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You don’t look that bad.” “Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course. Not…
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Where did Fido go?
This important woman went to Israel. When she got off the plane, she said, “Where’s my dog? Where’s the case?” The EL-AL airline people finally find the case in the baggage room. They open it up, and the dog is dead. They’re all upset; they know the woman will kill them. They go and get the manager, and they tell him the dog is dead and the woman is carrying on, waiting for her dog. “She’s shrieking, she’s complaining; she…
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Farm Boy
A farm girl brought a bull to a neighboring pasture in order that it might service a cow there. The farm boy in charge of the cow joined her and they watched the process. After a while, the farm boy turned to the farm girl and said, “That just makes me itch to do the same thing. How about it?” And the farm girl said indifferently, “Go ahead, it’s your cow.”
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Wide Stance
Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman came into the clubhouse, grimacing in pain. “What happened?” the club pro asked. “I got stung by a bee,” she replied. “Where?” “Between the first and second holes.” “Hmmm…” the pro murmured. “Sounds like your stance was a little too wide.”
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executive decision
Three women are up for promotion but the company only has one position to give. The boss decides to put an extra $100.00 in each one’s envelope to see how they react. The first woman says, “Wow, an extra $100.00! I’m going shopping!” The boss notes this. The second says, “An extra $100.00! I’m going to buy more company stock!” The boss notes this. Third says, “An extra $100.00! Payroll must have made an error. I’ll go straighten this out…
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