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Getting Out of Class

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the 1200 students who went to move 26 cars return to class.”

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Magician’s Best

“I’m a magician,” the man told the doctor. “That’s interesting. What’s is your best trick?” “I saw a woman in half” “Is it difficult?” “It’s child’s play. I learned it as a child.” “Are there any more children at home?” “I have several half-sisters.”

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Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch. Yo mama breath stank so bad when she exhales her teeth duck. Yo mama so ugly she make onions cry.

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AMERICANS RULE!!

There is a Irish guy, a Chinese guy, a Russian guy, and a American guy. The guys were sitting around one day disscusing what they like about their country. The Irish guy says that he likes the green grass of Ireland. The Chinese guy says that he likes the Great Wall of China. The Russian guy says that he likes the Russian flag. The American guy says that he likes the Bald Eagle. All the other guys looked at the…

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You’re TERMINAL, George!

George had not been feeling well in the last several days and when the pain finally became totally unbearable, he went to his Doctor. After considerable poking and prodding and testing the Doctor says grimly, “George, you’re terminal.” “Oh my God!” exclaims George. “How long do I have?” The Doctor says “Ten.” “Ten WHAT?” George screams. “Ten months, ten years…WHAT?” The Doctor says, “Nine…eight…seven… “

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