Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
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I was visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend’s wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood there thinking to myself, “Damn! I hope I never get THAT hungry!”
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A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,”Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?” “Yes, of course,” said the doctor, “Why not!” “Oh! How nice it would be,” said the patient with joy, “I have been illiterate for so long.”
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A man goes to the doctor, and says, “Doc, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my arse.” The doctor says, “Ah..I’ve got some cream for that.”
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His baloney has a first name, It’s “I-did-not-inhale.” His baloney has a second name, “I-wasn’t-getting-tail.” Oh, he loves to sling it every day… The White House people all just saaaaaay… That Bill Clinton has-a-way Of making bullshit sound o-kaaay.
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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She walks into her boyfriends aparment and he is in a red heads arms. The boyfriend gets up and says, “Honey what are you doing here?” She pulls out the gun and points it at her boyfrien then at her head. The boyfriend yells, “Honey don’t do it!” The blonde yells backat him, “Shutup your next!
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“Doctor, that rectal exam hurt like hell. What did you do?” “I used two fingers.” “What for?” “I needed a second opinion.”
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Once a mother sent her 16-yr-old daughter to the doctor because she had a severe cold for a long time. The doctor asked her, “What is the matter with you, missy?” She replied, “My mother thent me to you becauth I have a thevere coldth.” He asked her to lie down as he listened to her heartbeat through the stethescope. “Big breaths,” he ordered. “Yeth, an I’m only thixteen, too.”
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Once there was a blonde with a pack of matches, she took one match it didn’t light so she threw it away. She took a second match it didn’t light so she threw that away too. She took a third match, it lit, she blew it out and put it in her pocket and said, “This one is good I better keep it.”
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Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel “Pop n’ Fresh” died last week at age 71 due to a severe yeast infection. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded.” Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers.…
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