Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!”
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A businessman was flying over Chicago in his small airplane when suddenly the engine stopped. He reached behind the seat, grabbed his parachute and bailed out of the plane. On the way down to earth he met a woman wearing an apron going up. He shouted to her, “Hey lady, do you know anything about parachutes?” She replied, “No sir, do you know anything about gas stoves?”
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule at 2 a.m. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, “Mike, Dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache.” “Certainly,…
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Yo mama is so stupid that she dialed 911 on the microwave. Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a Grocery store and starved. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the Bathroom and peeded in her pants.
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How Do You Catch An Elephant? First you have to dig a big hole. Then you fill it with ashes. Sprinkle peas on top to camoflauge it. When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
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A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frog legs,who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden,classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please read only lines 1,3,5!
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“Grandma, when you and Grandpa had your first baby, did Grandpa ever handle the middle-of-the-night feedings?” “No. I always did that.” “That must have been before Women’s Liberation.” “No, it was before we had baby bottles.”
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An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, “These remind me of my husband’s testicles.” The American woman says, “That big?” The Iranian woman says, No…that dirty.”
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Q: How do you separate men from boys in San Francisco? A: With a crow-bar
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I dreamt death came the other night, And Heaven’s Gate swung wide- An Angel with a halo bright Ushered me inside. And, there, to my astonishment, Stood folks I’d judged and labeled; As “quite unfit,” “of little worth” And, “spiritually disabled!!” Indignant words rose to my lips, But never were set free, For every face showed stunned surprise; Not one expected ME!
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