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Guaranteed Weight Loss

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to very serious health risk. As he wondered how the heck he was ever going to do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. “Guaranteed like hell,” he thought to himself, but desperate, he called them up and subscribed to the 3-day, 10-lb. weight loss program. The next day there was a knock at the door and when he answered,…

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A Canadian, an American and a Newfie are sitting at the bar. Then the Canadian stands up and says “I am going hunting.” 1hr later he comes back with a 10 point buck. Then the American says “Where did you get that.” “Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me shoot deer.” replies the Canadian.Then the American jumps up and runs out the door. 2hrs later he returns with a 12 point buck and the Newfie asks “Where did you get…

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