Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day while Bill Clinton was doing his morning jogging he noticed a little boy standing outside the White House gates. As curiosity got the best of him, Bill jogged over to the gates to see what the little boy was doing. As he approached the gates Bill was taken by surprise when he noticed a sign saying “Democratic Dogs For Sale”. Bill asked the boy about the dogs he was trying to sell. “What’s up son?” Bill asked. To…
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I blame Hillary for President Bill’s indescretions. The solution to his problem was under her nose the whole time!
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What’s the difference between Lee Harvey Oswald and Monica Lewinsky. Lee Harvey only blew the President once!
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TIRED of the election mess? These sites put a TWIST on the Presidential Candidates! VERY FUNNY!! Enjoy! Thanks for the laughs!!
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The Chaplain on Air Force One tells the President, “Sir, the Captain has just told me he’s losing control of the plane. We’ll probably crash. Is there anything you want to share with the Lord?” “Well,” Bill says, hesitantly, “I was intimate with your wife in the Oval Ofice when you were out of town.” “Sir, respectfully,” the Chaplain replied, “everybody already knows that part of your character. Is there a REAL SIN you want to share before we crash?”…
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Martin Van Buren was so obnoxious to the southern states that he received only 9 popular votes from the South during his 1848 campaign for the Presidency—all were from Virginia. His supporters raised a cry of fraud. “Yes, fraud,” said a Virginian, “and we’re still looking for the son-of-a-bitch who voted nine times.”
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Q: Why is President Clinton so interested in the Middle East? A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!
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A true story from Associated Press, by Kurt Westervelt. At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, the president, Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit…
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1.The us government spent 277,000 dollars on pickle research in 1993 2.There are 10 doctors in the us whose last name is Nurse. 3.When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle it travels at the speed of 25 miles per year. 4.State of union: The house where Thomas Jefferson wrote most of the declaration of independence was torn down and replaced with a hamburger stand. 5.If you are an average American you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a…
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One day Bill Clinton had a press conferense to answer questions about him and Monica Lewinsky. One reporter stood up and asked, “Mr. President, why did you have Monica lie in deposition?” Bill replied, “That’s a lie, I asked her to lie in da-position.”
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